POCKET'S RUG

"Having tired of watching Knight Rider and Scooby Doo, and just to prove that I really do have nothing better to do with my time at the moment, I decided to give my rug a comprehensive overhaul.  So here it is."

" I just have to trust Louise to post an unaltered version.  I had to remove Clarkson and Julia Roberts, both of whom were polluting my lovely rug.  They have been replaced by some more palatable characters!!!  Don't think that I've done too badly when you consider that I never even used to have a rug...  And I can think of worse ways to spend a morning!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pocket's Rug as it stands on 18 January 2006:

 

 

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Jennifer Aniston The rug's number one star, by a long way.	Yasmine Bleeth According to Loo, I'm feeling better 'coz I've added Yasmine to my "Barry White-esque rug o' lurve."  What?  Does Barry White even have a rug?!? I would not have enough web space for that man's conquests!
Sarah Michelle Gellar Another Scooby Doo connection, but Pocket won't embarass himself by mentioning that...	Glynis Barber "Oo, can I have a golden oldies section?  I could have thingy from Dempsie and Makepeace in it.  No idea what she looks like these days, but I used to think she was gorgeous!!!"
Beyonce Knowles It's the video.	Anna Kournikova Please... I just like her because she's good at tennis!!!
Meg Ryan Would have to go in the "Cute" section.	Carmen Electra Ex Baywatch and total Rock Chick!
Natalie Imbruglia I know that she's a bit on the skinny side, but they all are these days, aren't they?	Lisa Burke Off Sky New Weather.  She can go in the Winter Warmers section of the rug.
Liz Hurley Oh My!	David Dickinson Fed up with Clarkson, Pocket's turned his attentions to a man with a bit more panache and dress sense